Drivetrain You know you're a riceboy if... (Stolen from elsewhere, funn
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1. You find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you got twice as many cylindaz" after EVERY race.
2. You have a 4-door 'type-R'.
3. Your gumby pants make it hard to shift.
4. More than 10 of your mods involve shielding what's actually underneath.
5. You have stickers that even most asians don't understand.
6. You have stickers for parts you don't have.
7. You refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'.
8. Your car has so much camber it can drive on its side.
9. When you drive by, WW2 veterans run for shelter.
10. You go into a parts store and ask for a 2" to 5" adapter for your exhaust.
11. You have 'powered by' anything anywhere on the car.
12. Birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees.
13. You sell crack for the image, not the money.
14. You have 'N/T' polished on one side of the car and don't know what bracket racing is.
15. You will only race if the other guy removes four spark plugs.
16. You can't race uphills.
17. You have 'All Motor' emblazoned on your rear hatch, right next to your 14.50 dial-in
18. You brag about having nitrous and have a 14.50 dial-in.
19. The exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most pro-stock cars.
20. You've spent more money on stickers, stripes and neon than you did on actual performance mods.
21. You go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin.
22. Your tach is bigger than your head.
23. You have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic.
24. You refuse to race because it's a 'show car'.
25. Your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" exhaust tip.
26. At autocross events you don't compete because you have a drag-race setup, and at drag races you brag about kicking *** at the autocross.
27. You have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager.
28. You brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
29. Two years ago, your mom used to drive you to school in what's now your 'race car'.
30. Your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
2. You have a 4-door 'type-R'.
3. Your gumby pants make it hard to shift.
4. More than 10 of your mods involve shielding what's actually underneath.
5. You have stickers that even most asians don't understand.
6. You have stickers for parts you don't have.
7. You refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'.
8. Your car has so much camber it can drive on its side.
9. When you drive by, WW2 veterans run for shelter.
10. You go into a parts store and ask for a 2" to 5" adapter for your exhaust.
11. You have 'powered by' anything anywhere on the car.
12. Birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees.
13. You sell crack for the image, not the money.
14. You have 'N/T' polished on one side of the car and don't know what bracket racing is.
15. You will only race if the other guy removes four spark plugs.
16. You can't race uphills.
17. You have 'All Motor' emblazoned on your rear hatch, right next to your 14.50 dial-in
18. You brag about having nitrous and have a 14.50 dial-in.
19. The exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most pro-stock cars.
20. You've spent more money on stickers, stripes and neon than you did on actual performance mods.
21. You go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin.
22. Your tach is bigger than your head.
23. You have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic.
24. You refuse to race because it's a 'show car'.
25. Your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" exhaust tip.
26. At autocross events you don't compete because you have a drag-race setup, and at drag races you brag about kicking *** at the autocross.
27. You have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager.
28. You brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
29. Two years ago, your mom used to drive you to school in what's now your 'race car'.
30. Your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
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You know you're a riceboy if...
your MINI is pictured here.
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your MINI is pictured here.
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Alta pulley, Stebro exhaust, Pipercross intake, Progress rear anti-sway bar.
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>>if your signature is so big it comes on two cd-roms.
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Big sig graphics are even more annoying than ricers!
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Alta pulley, Stebro exhaust, Pipercross intake, Progress rear anti-sway bar.
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Big sig graphics are even more annoying than ricers!
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Alta pulley, Stebro exhaust, Pipercross intake, Progress rear anti-sway bar.
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Searh vwvortex.com for an exceptionally comprehensive "you're a rice boy if ..." listing and comments. Saw it about two or three months ago. It even had a song criticizing their madness. IMO a few MINIs on this site are RICE!!! Luckily I haven't seen many though. The one thing I wonder about though it how some of these kids afford their mods. Hey I'm considered a kid, 18 years young. Anyways I think there is in some cases illelgal transactions - read into it - aka deals or they work in some dead in job and live at home, while still being 25, and spend all their money on their cars. Lastly, I think the current car for rice boys to graduate to is the E46 M3 :evil: :evil: Ever go to a rice show just for kicks? I really like the common snow plow fronts! I could elaborate for quite a while.
Check out the thread on vwvortex.com sometime, it will be well worth your time.
Check out the thread on vwvortex.com sometime, it will be well worth your time.
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If you want all you can eat.... check this out.
http://www.riceboypage.com
Don't forget to checkout the "Reader Responses" section...
http://www.riceboypage.com
Don't forget to checkout the "Reader Responses" section...
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