R50/53 My MCS inspires bizzare statements, brilliant!
#52
Originally Posted by Tomslick
Hmmmmm, Neon motor.
First guy: "Hey Bill, lookit this, recognize anything?"
Bill: "It's a neon! I thought these things were BMWs!"
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#59
Originally Posted by Grimace
Redneck in pickup: Hey dude, do you know that's a gay guy's car?
Me: Are you saying that to put me down, or because you want to ask me out?
Redneck *confused* : Uh, ****** you then!
Me: Oh! So you DO want to ask me out!
(light turns green, MCS leaves pick up back at the stop light)
Me: Are you saying that to put me down, or because you want to ask me out?
Redneck *confused* : Uh, ****** you then!
Me: Oh! So you DO want to ask me out!
(light turns green, MCS leaves pick up back at the stop light)
Next time it happens, just let him know that guys who drive MINIs don't need to compensate for their shortcomings!
#60
I recall someone posted a picture of a US Neon engine bay, and even though it is not the same engine as the MC, they look extremely similar. (same basic design, plastic covers look the same, etc) To anyone who is familiar with Chrysler engines, they would definitely recognize the engine in the MC.
But like I said, there is nothing wrong with the Neon motor. The worst part is the engine software, but that was not Chrysler's responsibility. Siemens was/is responsible for the engine computers and software, and they are a German company.
But like I said, there is nothing wrong with the Neon motor. The worst part is the engine software, but that was not Chrysler's responsibility. Siemens was/is responsible for the engine computers and software, and they are a German company.
#61
Originally Posted by Grimace
Redneck in pickup: Hey dude, do you know that's a gay guy's car?
Me: Are you saying that to put me down, or because you want to ask me out?
Redneck *confused* : Uh, ****** you then!
Me: Oh! So you DO want to ask me out!
(light turns green, MCS leaves pick up back at the stop light)
Me: Are you saying that to put me down, or because you want to ask me out?
Redneck *confused* : Uh, ****** you then!
Me: Oh! So you DO want to ask me out!
(light turns green, MCS leaves pick up back at the stop light)
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