R50/53 Clock Stopped?
#1
Clock Stopped?
I got into my S this morning, and i noticed that when i opened the door, it did the speedometer needle bounce thing until the door was closed. I've read about it here before but i dont recall if it means anything.
Anyhow, i noticed that my clock was stuck on 1:05pm (ok, so it wasnt morning but i just woke up ) and wouldnt advance along with the rest of the universe. So i reset it to 1:18pm, but it did the same thing. Why I shut the car off at two different times during the trip (once before the clock reset, once after) but it had no effect. I havent checked it since. My car is low on gas but i dont think that means anything... No other problems with the car to this point. weird, huh? anyone have any ideas about this??
Patrick
Anyhow, i noticed that my clock was stuck on 1:05pm (ok, so it wasnt morning but i just woke up ) and wouldnt advance along with the rest of the universe. So i reset it to 1:18pm, but it did the same thing. Why I shut the car off at two different times during the trip (once before the clock reset, once after) but it had no effect. I havent checked it since. My car is low on gas but i dont think that means anything... No other problems with the car to this point. weird, huh? anyone have any ideas about this??
Patrick
#3
I'm telling you, ex-Lucas Engineers migrated over to Siemens...
This has been posted before...but it is always funny.
[size=+2]Lucas or the Prince of Darkness[/size]
[size=+1]Not many people know that Land Rovers attempted to market a computer. Why did they stop? They could not find a way to get it to leak oil![/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]A Land Rover doesn´t leak oil, it marks it´s territory. Did you hear about the man whose Land Rover didn't leak oil? The factory took it back and worked on it until it did.[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night? They all look the same. " - "He replied, "It does not matter which one you use, nothing happens !"[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]"I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou..."[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]If Lucas made guns, wars would not start.[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]A friend of mine told everybody he never had any electric problems with his Lucas equipment. Today he lives in the countryside, in a large manor with lots of friendly servants around him an an occasional ice cold shower...[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes their refrigerators[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.[/size][size=+1][/size] [size=+1]Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: Check the position of the stars,kill a chicken and walk three times clockwise around your car chanting:" Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your protect your unworthy servant.."[/size][size=+1][/size]
This has been posted before...but it is always funny.
[size=+2]Lucas or the Prince of Darkness[/size]
[size=+1]Not many people know that Land Rovers attempted to market a computer. Why did they stop? They could not find a way to get it to leak oil![/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]A Land Rover doesn´t leak oil, it marks it´s territory. Did you hear about the man whose Land Rover didn't leak oil? The factory took it back and worked on it until it did.[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night? They all look the same. " - "He replied, "It does not matter which one you use, nothing happens !"[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]"I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou..."[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]If Lucas made guns, wars would not start.[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]A friend of mine told everybody he never had any electric problems with his Lucas equipment. Today he lives in the countryside, in a large manor with lots of friendly servants around him an an occasional ice cold shower...[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes their refrigerators[/size][size=+1][/size]
[size=+1]Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.[/size][size=+1][/size] [size=+1]Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: Check the position of the stars,kill a chicken and walk three times clockwise around your car chanting:" Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your protect your unworthy servant.."[/size][size=+1][/size]
#5
It is obvious to me that you are experiancing difficulty with the time space converter. Did the car seem smaller inside when this happened? Did the inside dimentions seem to match the size of the outside of the car? If so then clearly the space converter is going bad. Be very careful, if this device fails while you are in the car you will shrink.
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