R50/53 MINI owner's Bill of Rights
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MINI owner's Bill of Rights
OK, let's have a little fun with this... What are some things that we do as MINI owners that others may not understand...
I'll get the list started:
1. It's okay to wave wildly to other MINIs on the road with an ear-to-ear grin.
2. It's okay to park at the furthest parking spot to avoid inconsiderate 'door dingers'.
3. It's okay to drive your MINI to the store just for one item, and take the long way there.
4. It's okay to wash your car every week, whether it needs it or not.
5. It's okay to include your MINI in vacation photo's, where ever you go.
6. It's okay to have a photo of your MINI at your desk at work.
7. It's okay to...
I'll get the list started:
1. It's okay to wave wildly to other MINIs on the road with an ear-to-ear grin.
2. It's okay to park at the furthest parking spot to avoid inconsiderate 'door dingers'.
3. It's okay to drive your MINI to the store just for one item, and take the long way there.
4. It's okay to wash your car every week, whether it needs it or not.
5. It's okay to include your MINI in vacation photo's, where ever you go.
6. It's okay to have a photo of your MINI at your desk at work.
7. It's okay to...
Last edited by kenatminimania; 06-30-2006 at 09:50 AM.
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7. It's okay to have an exact replica of your MINI as a remote controlled car for indoor motoring.
8. It's okay to have more fun when you get lost driving to nowhere
9. It's okay to give one last glance each night at your MINI before going inside and audibly say "Goodnight"
10. It's okay to...
8. It's okay to have more fun when you get lost driving to nowhere
9. It's okay to give one last glance each night at your MINI before going inside and audibly say "Goodnight"
10. It's okay to...
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20. It's okay to gasp and pick off the bird poo when no one's looking.
21. It's okay to refer to bug guts as remnants of the last meal.
22. It's okay to kick a pal to the curb when he/she offends the MINI.
(well, just in fun - but really, sometimes I'd like to)
23. It's okay to tell the MINI "Good boy/girl" after a great run.
It's okay to ...
21. It's okay to refer to bug guts as remnants of the last meal.
22. It's okay to kick a pal to the curb when he/she offends the MINI.
(well, just in fun - but really, sometimes I'd like to)
23. It's okay to tell the MINI "Good boy/girl" after a great run.
It's okay to ...
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#11 It's okay to admire the car in the garage all by yourself with nothing on but jazz in the background and a nice cup of coffee. ![Smilie](https://www.northamericanmotoring.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif)
ok, wat i meant by "nothing on" was "nothing goin' on" you sick little bastards!!!
![Smilie](https://www.northamericanmotoring.com/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif)
ok, wat i meant by "nothing on" was "nothing goin' on" you sick little bastards!!!
![LOL](https://www.northamericanmotoring.com/forums/images/smilies/lol.gif)
Last edited by kenchan; 07-01-2006 at 08:06 PM. Reason: translation for sick people who get unusually aroused by context... lol!
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