It's been awhile since I checked in on NAM, and imagine how surprised I was to see several things:
1. The NFR support group still on the FIRST page of the 2007+ forum
2. You guys are all still here posting funny things!
3. Someone posted beautiful pictures of an NFR Clubman. Don't tell Spike, but if I had to do it now, that's what I'd get.
4. You guys are still here!

Nice to 'see' you all again after all this time.

 

We'll never learn that is why you can always find us here!

 

We are supposed to learn? Now, dog-gone-it, why the heck dunt(tm) you peeps tell me these things? Why am I always the last one to know?!? I bathe regularly! I use deodarant....most of the time! I brush my teeth! It's not like I have gone out of my way to be abusive towards others! WHY?!?!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

Disclaimer: This whine was brought to you by me. Please do not attempt this at home. I am a professional and cannot be held responsible for much of anything, least of anyone's inept attempt at whining.

KIMMC!! WOOT! How is Spike?

 

Welcome back to the insanity kimmc! Welcome to the insanity that is us!

Just to let you know...you are #11 on the NFR Database (hahaha, I'm #14). You still have a place in our NFR hearts!

 

Oh Oh! What number am I??? I always see the colors have numbers like CROC #47. What is my NFR #?

 

Yeah, he has your number carjoy.

 

 

After our conversation about spreading your body across Arizona, you're # 1 in my "database"!!!

 

HEEEEELP....Bubbles is in the doctor's office and the dealership forced me to drive a BMW! Oh...how the NFR Gods have forsaken me!

 

Thank you! My tushy is rather intelligent, but very few have the perception to pick up on it.

OMG! <plonk>

 

NO! Say it ain't so! What's wrong? Poor Bubbles! What can we do. Send Slurpees?

 

Just dunt(tm) spread them thin carjoy! Remember, he does have your number! And he can be had,..er bought,...er uh...distracted.

 

It's ok...it was only hiccups! I can't believe I took him in to the doctor's for hiccups! What an idiot NFR owner I am...maybe it was Slurpee Brain Freeze?

By the way, did anybody ever hear of multiple alarms and signals going off all because the brake fluid was low? First it was a general warning light, then the DSC warning light, and then the brake light, then a red caution light.......all because of low brake fluid.

My next question...where the heck is the brake fluid reservoir?

 

Agree, buy her a ring! Big Bling!

 

 

Romi suffered the same exact thing due to low brake fluid just a week ago.

 

One suggestion was that the brake pads have worn down enough to drop the fluid enough to cause the alarms to go off enough....ENOUGH!

 

Yes, but I had the fluid filled before I started getting them. Hehe. Romi,..she is such a kidder.

 

Malcolm is now almost chromeless. Still have one piece of the grill, the belt line and the door handle to do. I LOVE it!! Will post pictures tonight.

 

And Romi will soon have more chromoe addtions. WOOT! Have to have a phtot shoot day with her. She gonna be all sparkly and sekksie! WOOT! WOOT!

 

Can't wait to see the new Romi - Bling edition!

 

Ok..so far, all I've managed to get chromed was my ****! Does that count?

And wondering what a phtot shoot is? (where the heck is my Skuzz Dictionary?)

 

Anxious to see your black out of Malcolm completed carjoy, even if I am with Skuzzy in the "more bling, all the time" camp myself doesn't mean I can't appreciate the different strokes.

Side note: Anyone got good detailing tips for the &*()&^&$()^ dust that my beautiful paint seems to attract like crazy! I am not one to spend hours on this stuff, but any good product I can use to repel the dusties?

Those who asked about the leather, I love it, it's like buttah.

Rieux, where are you from in CT?? I was born here, moved away to Ithaca NY for a while and came back in '97. Love those CT twisty roads!

 

Here you go Jumbo. It is not completed yet. There is still a piece of the grill to do, the belt line, the door handles, new bonnet stripes, and the MINI wings. I'm loving how it looks so far.

The Boot


The rest will be finished on Tuesday. Will post finishing look then.

 

Lookin' fierce carjoy!