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Old 08-26-2008 | 04:02 PM
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What Does PUMA Mean?

I tried a search but couldn't find an answer to my question.

I see people referring to an issue being referred for a PUMA, but I can't figure out what that means.

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Old 08-26-2008 | 04:12 PM
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Old 08-26-2008 | 04:18 PM
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Old 08-26-2008 | 04:43 PM
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Pants up my *** LOL love that. I believe that PUMA is the central service that the techs can send information electronically to service your car. My car has been in the shop for a week and they keep telling me about PUMA and how they are sending them info and than waiting for a response
 
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Old 08-26-2008 | 04:47 PM
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+1 with Banjo -- they're the mysterious techies that determine how long your MINI must sit at the dealership before they return it to you un-fixed saying, "well the PUMA guys said it can't be fixed."
 
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Old 08-26-2008 | 07:11 PM
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For those that want to know what it stands for here you go:

PUMA: Parallel Universal Message passing Architecture

Pretty much what has been already mentioned as the techs connect you Mini to a computer and sends the information to the factory engineers who diagnose then relay their finds back to the tech for the repair.
 
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Old 08-26-2008 | 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by JCR1960
For those that want to know what it stands for here you go:

PUMA: Parallel Universal Message passing Architecture
You gotta be kidding. What an acronym.
Why not PUMPA?

So its the big head of MINI?
Let's hope MINI is not a male.
I want them to be thinking with the right one.
 
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Old 08-26-2008 | 07:25 PM
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^^Yeah I know what you mean richs10.
I am only passing on the information that was given to me.
 
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Old 08-27-2008 | 06:19 AM
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I love http://acronymfinder.com -- there are 13 definitions there, including the one JCR posted.
 
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Old 08-27-2008 | 06:51 AM
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Old 08-27-2008 | 11:06 AM
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So, MINI is getting technical assistance from the Prostitutes Union of Massachusetts. Hmm.
 
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Old 08-27-2008 | 12:00 PM
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or the Pimp Union of Maine.
 
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Old 09-07-2008 | 05:48 PM
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I personally like the computer repair technician's description of the "PIBCAK Error".

Problem is between chair and keyboard (PIBCAK)
 
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Old 09-08-2008 | 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by scottab36
I personally like the computer repair technician's description of the "PIBCAK Error".

Problem is between chair and keyboard (PIBCAK)
 
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Old 11-05-2008 | 08:09 PM
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I was just looking for this - so is JCR correct? PUMA: Parallel Universal Message passing Architecture?

I vote for Rich's acronym - PUMPA!
 
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Old 11-06-2008 | 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Otra
I was just looking for this - so is JCR correct? PUMA: Parallel Universal Message passing Architecture?

I vote for Rich's acronym - PUMPA!
Yes mine is but Rich's is more appropriate to get the true acronym meaning
 
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Old 11-06-2008 | 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Otra
I was just looking for this - so is JCR correct? PUMA: Parallel Universal Message passing Architecture?

I vote for Rich's acronym - PUMPA!
Pay no attention to the rest of these guys. They're just blowing smoke!

It stands for ... Präzision über MINI Automachinen

It's basically the German name for the software package that BMW uses for the worldwide MINI diagnostic testing.

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Old 11-06-2008 | 07:34 PM
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So it's sort of like "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain..." as the Wizard of Oz said to Dorothy and her pals?

Revray, I'm so happy you posted and am about to quote you on another MINI related website, too.
 
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Old 11-10-2008 | 12:39 PM
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Old 11-10-2008 | 12:46 PM
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Ain't that often the truth.
 
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Old 11-11-2008 | 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Robin Casady
So, MINI is getting technical assistance from the Prostitutes Union of Massachusetts. Hmm.
They have a union!!
 
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