Craptastic heretic.....maybe
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Craptastic heretic.....maybe
JCW owners, is anyone running a non-JCW strut tower brace/or plate on their craptastic cars? In interest of preventing the dreaded mushroom effect, I'm researching which brace to get. The pics I've found on the web seem to show the JCW version to be decidedly less than beefy around the strut towers themselves. M7 brace looks good, but I'm undecided...HELP? If I go non-JCW will I be excommunicated from the craptastic congregation?
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Check out the JCM version. More basic and likely more functional. Looks to be cheaper, too. If you went this route, I think we would allow you to keep your Team Craptastic membership.
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Actually, it's not really the bar itself I question at all. If you look at the mounting plate that "surrounds" the strut tower the surround seems too thin. Rigidity increase is nice but I'm really looking to protect the strut tower metal. I am well aware that if I go non-jcw I'll lose at least 3-5 horsepiwer.
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Originally Posted by UncleFester
Actually, it's not really the bar itself I question at all. If you look at the mounting plate that "surrounds" the strut tower the surround seems too thin. Rigidity increase is nice but I'm really looking to protect the strut tower metal. I am well aware that if I go non-jcw I'll lose at least 3-5 horsepiwer.
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Originally Posted by XAlfa
Check out the JCM version. More basic and likely more functional. Looks to be cheaper, too. If you went this route, I think we would allow you to keep your Team Craptastic membership.
This one is what everyone has (unless you have the Motorsport one )
Craptastic forever
Scott
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Originally Posted by UncleFester
Based on all the pics I was able to find AND the fitment over the top of the jcw air filter box, I think my best bet may be the m7 strut tower reinforcement plates in anodized black. Let the flogging begin
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Originally Posted by UncleFester
JCW owners, is anyone running a non-JCW strut tower brace/or plate on their craptastic cars? In interest of preventing the dreaded mushroom effect, I'm researching which brace to get. The pics I've found on the web seem to show the JCW version to be decidedly less than beefy around the strut towers themselves. M7 brace looks good, but I'm undecided...HELP? If I go non-JCW will I be excommunicated from the craptastic congregation?
A bunch of the JCWers around here have been allowing anyone into their little clique - buy a JCW hat - join the team.
If you all don't mind me saying so, this complete lack of structure is ruining your group and diluting the membership.
I propose the following ranks:
(1) Constipated - JCW clothes.
(2) Turtle Head - JCW interior or exterior trim pieces, including the infamous lighted door sills.
(3) Hershey Squirt - JCW Intake and Injectors.
(4) Baby Ruth - JCW Brakes or Suspension.
(5) Brown Trout - Combination of any of the above three.
(6) Full Fecal Fanboy - Cylinder head + supercharger.
(7) Grand "Poo" Bah - Items 1 through 6 plus strut brace and carbon fiber framed certificate hung on wall (picture required).
I'm therefore officially a Hershey Squirt. As such I am ordering the first Turtle Head who reads this to fetch me a beer.
Why? Because I outrank you.
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Originally Posted by Skiploder
What makes this even worse is that this is the very part that started the whole "JCW is Crap Thread".
A bunch of the JCWers around here have been allowing anyone into their little clique - buy a JCW hat - join the team.
If you all don't mind me saying so, this complete lack of structure is ruining your group and diluting the membership.
I propose the following ranks:
(1) Constipated - JCW clothes.
(2) Turtle Head - JCW interior or exterior trim pieces, including the infamous lighted door sills.
(3) Hershey Squirt - JCW Intake and Injectors.
(4) Baby Ruth - JCW Brakes or Suspension.
(5) Brown Trout - Combination of any of the above three.
(6) Full Fecal Fanboy - Cylinder head + supercharger.
(7) Grand "Poo" Bah - Items 1 through 6 plus strut brace and carbon fiber framed certificate hung on wall (picture required).
I'm therefore officially a Hershey Squirt. As such I am ordering the first Turtle Head who reads this to fetch me a beer.
Why? Because I outrank you.
A bunch of the JCWers around here have been allowing anyone into their little clique - buy a JCW hat - join the team.
If you all don't mind me saying so, this complete lack of structure is ruining your group and diluting the membership.
I propose the following ranks:
(1) Constipated - JCW clothes.
(2) Turtle Head - JCW interior or exterior trim pieces, including the infamous lighted door sills.
(3) Hershey Squirt - JCW Intake and Injectors.
(4) Baby Ruth - JCW Brakes or Suspension.
(5) Brown Trout - Combination of any of the above three.
(6) Full Fecal Fanboy - Cylinder head + supercharger.
(7) Grand "Poo" Bah - Items 1 through 6 plus strut brace and carbon fiber framed certificate hung on wall (picture required).
I'm therefore officially a Hershey Squirt. As such I am ordering the first Turtle Head who reads this to fetch me a beer.
Why? Because I outrank you.
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Originally Posted by UncleFester
Guess that makes me a FFF as well.......but couldn't the reinforcement plates be viewed as corn?
Let's see. 1 + 3 + 6 = 10.
I'm a freakin' 10!
What a craptastic way to start the day!
Now, where's that Shiner Bock?
Originally Posted by Skiploder
Uh, I'll need to see some ID..........both of you.
ID? I got to show you no stinkin' ID. Bring the beer!
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(1) Constipated - JCW clothes. Check
(2) Turtle Head - JCW interior or exterior trim pieces, including the infamous lighted door sills. Check - but the door sills are the non-illuminated ones
(3) Hershey Squirt - JCW Intake and Injectors. Check and Check
(4) Baby Ruth - JCW Brakes or Suspension. Check on the brakes - only the sport suspension
(5) Brown Trout - Combination of any of the above three. Um, check
(6) Full Fecal Fanboy - Cylinder head + supercharger. Check and Check
(7) Grand "Poo" Bah - Items 1 through 6 plus strut brace and carbon fiber framed certificate hung on wall (picture required). Strut brace coming and JCW certificate in office hanging..do they make a carbon fiber frame?? How did I miss that?!
Almost-----FFF for now!
(2) Turtle Head - JCW interior or exterior trim pieces, including the infamous lighted door sills. Check - but the door sills are the non-illuminated ones
(3) Hershey Squirt - JCW Intake and Injectors. Check and Check
(4) Baby Ruth - JCW Brakes or Suspension. Check on the brakes - only the sport suspension
(5) Brown Trout - Combination of any of the above three. Um, check
(6) Full Fecal Fanboy - Cylinder head + supercharger. Check and Check
(7) Grand "Poo" Bah - Items 1 through 6 plus strut brace and carbon fiber framed certificate hung on wall (picture required). Strut brace coming and JCW certificate in office hanging..do they make a carbon fiber frame?? How did I miss that?!
Almost-----FFF for now!